diversions
Not being from New York, I feel like I have still a valid claim since I often look at hi-res 3d Manhattan buildings on Google Earth. This bit of diversion comes from a NYT article titled What New Yorkers Should Dread in the New Year:
Restaging of traditional New Year’s Eve ball-dropping at Times Square: Instead of the usual Waterford crystal ball — sold to Dubai as a traffic light — a city worker will toss a match into a trash can full of kerosene-soaked rags to announce that 2009 has officially arrived.
Also from Google Earth – WTF IS THIS? This patch of light visible from NASA’s “City Lights” layer sparkles brighter than Moscow or Beijing; yet upon further investigation one learns that there just over a million people living in the entire region. What’s making all of this light!?

In this region we have the budding metropolises of Surgut, Nizhnevartovsk, and Nefteyugansk – each on the scale of Wausau, WI. Maybe they have lots of oil refineries…? All of these cities, and the majority of the lights are in Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug. That does sound ominous – perhaps it’s a forgotten Soviet Doomsday Device? I’d put a doomsday device near that, but nothing comes up when you Google “Khanty-Mansi Doomsday Device.” Why didn’t you tell the world!?
I propose an expedition to discover the source of light.
I’d also like to point out that they area labeled ??? is oddly shaped like Maine.
yes! an expedition. you’ll be the tech person… i’ll be the faceman… we need a hulking brute and a mechanic / wheelman. then we go!